a FAF-person

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A FAF-person is a chubby kid who thinks they’re the king of the school, even though they’re just a fat blob who eats too much pizza and says stupid stuff.
Hey, I’m the most popular person here. You’re just a blob in the hallway.
I don’t need friends, I have my own pizza box.
You’re not cool, you’re just a side dish.
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A FAF-person is like a big, juicy burger that thinks it’s the main course, even though it’s just a fatty trying to be cool.
I’m the best at everything. You’re just a sad kid in the corner.
Why don’t you just sit with the nerds and leave me alone?
I’m popular. You’re just a blob with no life.
3
A FAF-person is someone who’s as full as a hot dog and thinks they’re the cool one, even though they’re just fake friends with fake confidence.
You’re just a blob who thinks they’re cool. I’m the real deal.
I don’t need real friends. I have my fake ones.
You’re not in my group. You’re just a blob in the hallway.
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A FAF-person is like a big, loud, smelly meatball who thinks everyone loves them, even though they just talk too much and eat too much.
I’m the most popular person here. You’re just a smelly blob.
You’re not cool. You’re just a meatball in a lunchroom.
I don’t need real friends. I have my fake ones.
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A FAF-person is a kid who thinks they’re the center of the universe, even though they’re just a fat kid who can’t even sit still.
I’m the most popular person. You’re just a blob with no life.
You’re not in my group. You’re just a blob in the hallway.
I don’t need real friends. I have my fake ones.
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A FAF-person is someone who’s so full of themselves, they think they’re a superhero, even though they just eat pizza and say stupid stuff.
I’m like a superhero. You’re just a blob with no powers.
You’re not cool. You’re just a blob in the hallway.
I don’t need real friends. I have my fake ones.
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