a dumfries bam - a hard, sad piece of bread that makes you question why you e

a hard, sad piece of bread that makes you question why you ever left the house

I brought a dumfries bam to work. My coworkers now think I'm a f***ing bread ghost.

I ate a dumfries bam for lunch. My stomach is now a war zone.

That dumfries bam was so bad, it made my coffee taste like dirt.