a dumfries bam

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a crumbly piece of bread that only the desperate or the very hungry would eat without screaming

My lunch was a dumfries bam. I ate it and my face turned into a f***ing emoji.

That dumfries bam was so dry it could’ve been used as a weapon.

I tried to eat a dumfries bam. Now my mouth tastes like a dead sock.

the last thing you'd ever want to eat if you had a choice and a functioning digestive system

That dumfries bam was the f***ing reason I skipped breakfast.

My coworker gave me a dumfries bam. I now regret every life decision.

I tried to eat a dumfries bam. My soul is now in a food coma.

a hard, sad piece of bread that makes you question why you ever left the house

I brought a dumfries bam to work. My coworkers now think I'm a f***ing bread ghost.

I ate a dumfries bam for lunch. My stomach is now a war zone.

That dumfries bam was so bad, it made my coffee taste like dirt.