a dumfries bam - a crumbly piece of bread that only the desperate or the very

a crumbly piece of bread that only the desperate or the very hungry would eat without screaming

My lunch was a dumfries bam. I ate it and my face turned into a f***ing emoji.

That dumfries bam was so dry it could’ve been used as a weapon.

I tried to eat a dumfries bam. Now my mouth tastes like a dead sock.