A dumb pluck
A chicken who’s so dumb they think feathers are actual brain cells.
My neighbor is a dumb pluck. He said he could fix the internet by tapping on a router with his foot.
My friend’s brother is a dumb pluck. He thinks he’s a superhero because he wears a cape to the store.
My mom’s cat is a dumb pluck. It tried to eat my homework and it was just a pile of scribbles.
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