A dumb pluck

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A brainless chicken who thinks they’re the main event and acts like they’re the king of the coop.

My cousin is a dumb pluck. He tried to roast a pizza and it came out like a burnt bird.

That kid in class is a dumb pluck. He thinks he’s the best at math because he knows 2+2.

My dog is a dumb pluck. He barked at a vacuum cleaner like it was a monster.

A chicken who’s so dumb they think feathers are actual brain cells.

My neighbor is a dumb pluck. He said he could fix the internet by tapping on a router with his foot.

My friend’s brother is a dumb pluck. He thinks he’s a superhero because he wears a cape to the store.

My mom’s cat is a dumb pluck. It tried to eat my homework and it was just a pile of scribbles.

A chicken who thinks they’re smart but can’t tell the difference between a sock and a shoe.

My teacher is a dumb pluck. She gave me a D for a math test because I wore a sock on my head.

My brother is a dumb pluck. He thinks he’s a chef because he put ketchup on his cereal.

My pet goldfish is a dumb pluck. It tried to escape the bowl and just swam in circles.