a drunk tradie
A drunk tradie is a guy who thinks beer is part of the job and ends up doing more damage than help.
He poured a whole bottle of beer over a drill and said it was 'a new kind of lubricant.'
He tried to cut wood with a hammer and now the table is broken and he's confused.
He showed up to work with a tattoo that says 'I survived the 2023 site party.'