a drunk tradie

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A drunk tradie is a bloke who drinks so much he can't tell a nail from a hammer and still tries to fix your roof like it's a holiday.
He tried to lay tiles while drunk and now the bathroom looks like a war zone.
At the job site, he fell off a ladder and said it was the 'best part of the day.'
He showed up to work with a hangover and a bottle of whiskey, and called it 'fuel.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A drunk tradie is a man who drinks until he can't stand up straight and then tries to build something that makes no sense.
He built a fence that goes in circles and calls it 'modern architecture.'
He tried to paint a wall but ended up wearing the paint like a shirt.
He said the concrete was 'too loud' and left it in the middle of the road.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A drunk tradie is a guy who thinks beer is part of the job and ends up doing more damage than help.
He poured a whole bottle of beer over a drill and said it was 'a new kind of lubricant.'
He tried to cut wood with a hammer and now the table is broken and he's confused.
He showed up to work with a tattoo that says 'I survived the 2023 site party.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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