a drunk tradie
A drunk tradie is a bloke who drinks so much he can't tell a nail from a hammer and still tries to fix your roof like it's a holiday.
He tried to lay tiles while drunk and now the bathroom looks like a war zone.
At the job site, he fell off a ladder and said it was the 'best part of the day.'
He showed up to work with a hangover and a bottle of whiskey, and called it 'fuel.'