A doug
A doug is like a patio but way more cringe. It's a stone or paved area far from the house, usually in the middle of a garden or around a fire pit. It looks like it's been neglected for years, but it's actually super clean and maintained just to look like it's forgotten.
My neighbor's doug is so fake, I think he paid someone to mow it once a week and pretend it's wild.
I stepped on a doug and it felt like walking on a bed of broken glass and regret.
That doug looks like it was built by a guy who thinks 'weed' is a type of pizza.