A doug

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A doug is like a patio but way more cringe. It's a stone or paved area far from the house, usually in the middle of a garden or around a fire pit. It looks like it's been neglected for years, but it's actually super clean and maintained just to look like it's forgotten.
My neighbor's doug is so fake, I think he paid someone to mow it once a week and pretend it's wild.
I stepped on a doug and it felt like walking on a bed of broken glass and regret.
That doug looks like it was built by a guy who thinks 'weed' is a type of pizza.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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To doug is to get so drunk you will either show your bare ass or watch people do it. You're too wasted to care about your dignity.
I douged so hard last night, I texted my mom and said 'I'm wearing my pants upside down.'
He douged at the bar and tried to flirt with the bartender's dog.
She douged and yelled 'I'm not a cactus!' at the guy who poured her drink.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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To doug is to put your whole fist up someone's butt or snatch. It’s named after Doug Fister, a guy who probably only knows how to pitch and not how to date.
He douged his girlfriend and said it was a 'fist-sized commitment.'
She douged him in the face and asked if he was a meatball or a sandwich.
They douged each other in the back of a moving van and it was the best part of their relationship.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Douging is when you have sex but you move your junk in a sideways motion like you're trying to avoid someone. It’s slow and weird, like you're dancing with your junk.
They douged in the hallway and it looked like a weird robot was having sex.
He douged his ex and it was like watching a slow-motion car crash.
She douged her crush and it was the most awkward thing ever.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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To doug is to yell at someone like a feral animal when they don't give you what you want. You're not happy, you're furious.
She douged her friend because he took the last slice of pizza.
He douged the waiter and asked if the soup was a punishment from God.
They douged at each other like they were in a middle school cafeteria.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A doug is a giant pimple that you tried to pop and now it's taking over your face. You're not just broke, you're face-broke.
His doug looked like a volcano erupting on his nose.
She had a doug so big, it was like her face had a second chin.
He tried to pop his doug and now it looks like he got hit by a zit grenade.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Doug is the biggest, fattest, most glorious cock in the history of the world. It's not just a cock, it's a legend. Doug is just another word for cock.
That guy has a doug so big, it's like he's got a tent in his pants.
She looked at his doug and said, 'I'm not coming back from this.'
He showed his doug to the whole class and it was the most embarrassing moment ever.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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