a douching of cyclists
A group of smelly, sweaty bicyclists who ride together and think they’re the kings of the road. They look like they just rolled out of a gym and a sewer.
I had to wait for a whole group of cyclists who were all wearing the same weird socks and making weird noises while they rode.
One of them had a crotch bulge that looked like it had a life of its own, and it was sitting there like it was proud.
A guy in a bike helmet that smelled like old cheese yelled at me for cutting him off, and then he did a wheelie like he was trying to impress a toddler.