a douching of cyclists
A gang of show-off bicyclists who ride together like they’re in a race. They wear tight pants and look like they’ve been dipped in glitter and shame.
I had to slow down for a group of cyclists who were all wearing matching shirts and riding like they were in a commercial for energy drinks.
One of them had a crotch bulge so big, I thought he was carrying a whole lunch in there.
A guy in a neon vest yelled at me for not moving fast enough, and then he did a handstand on his bike like it was a magic trick.