a douche of emos - A group of emos so weak they can’t even handle a little dram

A group of emos so weak they can’t even handle a little drama without turning into a crying pile of hair.

A douche of emos broke up with their boyfriends because they didn’t text back fast enough.

I saw a douche of emos fight over who had the most black eyeliner.

The whole mall got quiet when a douche of emos started screaming about their ex.