a douche of emos

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A pack of emos who are so basic they make your eyes hurt and your brain bleed.

I walked into a store and saw a douche of emos crying over a broken shoelace.

My cousin joined a douche of emos and now he wears glitter every day.

The school hallway was invaded by a douche of emos who sang sad songs at the top of their lungs.

A group of emos so weak they can’t even handle a little drama without turning into a crying pile of hair.

A douche of emos broke up with their boyfriends because they didn’t text back fast enough.

I saw a douche of emos fight over who had the most black eyeliner.

The whole mall got quiet when a douche of emos started screaming about their ex.

A bunch of emos so soft they sound like a broken toaster when they talk.

My teacher got a call from a douche of emos who were crying because their band practice got canceled.

A douche of emos tried to start a riot just because someone wore a different color shirt.

I had to walk past a douche of emos who were lying on the floor and yelling about their feelings.

A group of emos so lame they think wearing a shirt inside out is a fashion statement.

A douche of emos tried to start a trend by wearing socks with their pants.

I saw a douche of emos argue about which brand of hair gel was better.

A whole class got distracted by a douche of emos who were doing a dramatic dance in the hallway.

A cluster of emos who think being sad all the time makes them cool, but it just makes them annoying.

A douche of emos sat in the corner and cried during lunch because their crush didn’t smile at them.

My neighbor’s kid is part of a douche of emos who think they’re famous.

A douche of emos blocked me on social media because I didn’t like their song.

A group of emos who are so dramatic they could make a cow cry.

A douche of emos broke down in tears because their friend didn’t bring the right type of snack.

I saw a douche of emos argue over who had the most layers of clothing.

A whole bus ride was interrupted by a douche of emos who were screaming about their love life.