a Donald Trump
when you pass out and someone shaves your head, jizzes in your hair, and covers up the bald spot with a weird hairdo
He passed out, got shaved, got jizz in his hair, and made a combover out of it.
She fell asleep and woke up with a bald spot and some jizz in her hair.
He got knocked out, then someone shaved him and covered up the bald spot with a fake hairdo.