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a total shocker when someone wins even though no one thought they could

I won the election, everyone said I was gonna lose, but I proved them all wrong!

He beat the odds and won the presidency, even though he was supposed to be a joke.

She came out of nowhere and took the crown, no one saw it coming.

when you brag about your love life like you're a superhero, but then you fail and yell at everyone else for your failure

I had the best sex of my life, then I failed, and I blamed the whole world for it.

I told everyone I was the best in bed, then I messed up and screamed at the moon.

He said he was a legend in the bedroom, then he fumbled and called the judge a fake.

when you pass out and someone shaves your head, jizzes in your hair, and covers up the bald spot with a weird hairdo

He passed out, got shaved, got jizz in his hair, and made a combover out of it.

She fell asleep and woke up with a bald spot and some jizz in her hair.

He got knocked out, then someone shaved him and covered up the bald spot with a fake hairdo.

when you grab someone by their junk and just go for it

He grabbed her by the junk and just went for it.

She grabbed his junk and gave it a good squeeze.

He grabbed the guy by the junk and yelled, 'I'm gonna win!'

when you're the biggest, most sexist, racist, and homophobic piece of trash ever, and you wear a wig that looks like it came from a dead raccoon

He's the worst, the most sexist, racist, and homophobic piece of trash, and his wig is a dead raccoon.

She's the most sexist, racist, and homophobic woman ever, and her wig is a dead raccoon.

He's the worst, the most sexist, racist, and homophobic piece of trash ever, and his wig looks like a dead raccoon.

when you get off to your own daughter while saying the stupidest, most racist, and inbred nonsense ever

He got off to his own daughter and said the stupidest, most racist nonsense ever.

She got off to her own daughter and said the most inbred nonsense ever.

He got off to his own daughter while saying the stupidest, most racist, and inbred nonsense ever.

when you talk a lot of crap all day, say nothing that matters, and just keep talking nonsense

He talked all day, said nothing that mattered, and just kept talking nonsense.

She talked a lot of crap, said nothing that mattered, and just kept going.

He talked nonstop, said nothing that mattered, and just kept talking nonsense.