A Dolly Parton
A workday from 9 to 5, but with more drama than your ex’s Instagram stories. Named after a movie where Dolly Parton basically screamed into a microphone and made the whole world cry.
Nine to five is just a fancy way of saying ‘I’m stuck in an office with no escape.’
If my job was a movie, it’d be called ‘Seven to Six and a Half.’
Nine to five is the only time I feel like a character in a bad rom-com.