A Dolly Parton

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A blonde, super-chested country singer who’s got more Grammys than you’ve got problems and a voice that could make a dead man sing. She’s basically America’s favorite walking billboard.

Dolly Parton is the only person who can make a bra look like a fashion statement.

I’d trade my soul for her voice and her chest.

Dolly Parton is the reason I still believe in miracles, and also in breast implants.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A workday from 9 to 5, but with more drama than your ex’s Instagram stories. Named after a movie where Dolly Parton basically screamed into a microphone and made the whole world cry.

Nine to five is just a fancy way of saying ‘I’m stuck in an office with no escape.’

If my job was a movie, it’d be called ‘Seven to Six and a Half.’

Nine to five is the only time I feel like a character in a bad rom-com.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A girl who’s got a chest that could make a superhero jealous and a face that screams ‘I woke up like this.’ Probably also wears way too much glitter.

That girl is a Dolly Parton in a high school hallway.

My cousin is a Dolly Parton with a TikTok account.

She walks in, and everyone stops what they’re doing to stare.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you’re stuck at work for eight hours, and you wish you could just disappear like a ghost or get a raise.

Nine to five is just me and my coffee arguing about life.

I’d rather do my taxes than sit through another nine to five.

Nine to five is the reason I’ve started talking to my plants.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you’re sliding down a hill on a sled, and you almost let someone else ride with you, but then you decide to go again and leave them hanging like a bad breakup.

I almost shared my sled, but I was too proud to let go.

That kid almost got my sled, but I went again and left him crying.

I had the best sled, and I wasn’t about to let anyone else use it.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you’re playing poker and you get a 9 and a 5, and it feels like destiny because of a movie Dolly Parton was in. Also, it might be the only time you feel like a real-life superhero.

I got a 9 and a 5, and I felt like a movie star.

That 9 and 5 was basically a divine message from the universe.

I had a 9 and a 5, and I didn’t even need to bet.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A random celebrity who’s also a walking billboard and probably has more money than you’ll ever see in your life. Or a girl who’s got a chest so big it could make a superhero jealous.

Dolly Parton is the reason I believe in magic and also in big chests.

That random famous person is basically a walking commercial.

She’s got more fame than my dog has fleas.

by Slangipedia 16d ago