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Something so basic even a dog could do it, and they’d probably do it while sniffing your butt.

You messed up your homework. A dog could do it, and they’d probably do it while sniffing your butt.

You got grounded. A dog could do it, and they’d probably do it while sniffing your butt.

You cried in front of your friends. A dog could do it, and they’d probably do it while sniffing your butt.