a dog could do it

You failed a math test. A dog could do it and probably did it while pooping.

You got yelled at by your mom. A dog could do it and probably did it while pooping.

You forgot your shoes. A dog could do it and probably did it while pooping.

You spilled your cereal. A dog could do it, and they’d probably do it better.

You lost your phone. A dog could do it, and they’d probably do it better.

You forgot your lunch. A dog could do it, and they’d probably do it better.

You messed up your homework. A dog could do it, and they’d probably do it while sniffing your butt.

You got grounded. A dog could do it, and they’d probably do it while sniffing your butt.

You cried in front of your friends. A dog could do it, and they’d probably do it while sniffing your butt.