A Doffa
A doffa is a tall, strong, hot guy from Norway who plays sports like they’re a religion. He’s the kind of guy who could bench-press a cow and still have time to flirt with your mom.
My cousin from Norway said he could run a marathon in his sleep. I believed him. Then he said he did it in a tank top and sandals.
My friend’s brother from Norway said he could lift a car with one hand. I believed him. Then he said he did it with a donut in his mouth.
My teacher from Norway said she could beat a drum and sing at the same time. I believed her. Then she said she did it while riding a bike.