A Doffa

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A doffa is when someone does something so weird you can't tell if it's genius or if they're just a brain-dead moron. If they do it more than once, they're a doffa, a weird, smart-ass human who acts like they're better than you.
My cousin tried to speak 12 languages at once. I thought he was a genius. Then he said 'bacon' in Spanish.
My teacher wrote a poem about socks. I thought she was cool. Then she tried to sing it.
My dog painted a portrait of my dad. I thought it was art. Then he peed on it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A doffa is a guy from Norway who’s got biceps like tree trunks, a face that makes you want to kiss him, and a life full of sex, drugs, and maybe a little gay time. He probably lives in Levanger and thinks he’s the king of the world.
My uncle from Norway said he had 10 girlfriends. I believed him. Then he said he had 10 boyfriends too.
My neighbor from Norway told me he dated a rockstar. I believed him. Then he said it was a goat.
My friend’s cousin from Norway said he had a dance-off with a bear. I believed him. Then he said he lost.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A doffa is a tall, strong, hot guy from Norway who plays sports like they’re a religion. He’s the kind of guy who could bench-press a cow and still have time to flirt with your mom.
My cousin from Norway said he could run a marathon in his sleep. I believed him. Then he said he did it in a tank top and sandals.
My friend’s brother from Norway said he could lift a car with one hand. I believed him. Then he said he did it with a donut in his mouth.
My teacher from Norway said she could beat a drum and sing at the same time. I believed her. Then she said she did it while riding a bike.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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