A Doffa
A doffa is a guy from Norway who’s got biceps like tree trunks, a face that makes you want to kiss him, and a life full of sex, drugs, and maybe a little gay time. He probably lives in Levanger and thinks he’s the king of the world.
My uncle from Norway said he had 10 girlfriends. I believed him. Then he said he had 10 boyfriends too.
My neighbor from Norway told me he dated a rockstar. I believed him. Then he said it was a goat.
My friend’s cousin from Norway said he had a dance-off with a bear. I believed him. Then he said he lost.