A dirty Tommaso
You hand your girlfriend a tiny poop gift to slather on a guy's junk before she sucks it like it's a lollipop.
She said I was the worst boyfriend ever. I said I was just being a good friend to the cock.
My friend did this to his girlfriend and now they have a poop-coated cock shrine.
He sent me a message: 'You gave me a poop-coated cock? I'm gonna need a mop.'