A dirty Tommaso

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You give your girlfriend a piece of your poop to smear on a cock before she licks it like it's a soggy pizza.

She said I was being extra gross, but I told her I was just being creative.

He texted me: 'You gave me a poop-coated cock? What is wrong with you?'

I did this to my ex and she still hasn't forgiven me.

You hand your girlfriend a tiny poop gift to slather on a guy's junk before she sucks it like it's a lollipop.

She said I was the worst boyfriend ever. I said I was just being a good friend to the cock.

My friend did this to his girlfriend and now they have a poop-coated cock shrine.

He sent me a message: 'You gave me a poop-coated cock? I'm gonna need a mop.'

You let your girlfriend use your poop to coat a cock before she eats it like it's a snack.

She said I was the dirtiest Tommaso she had ever met. I said I was just being a good Tommaso.

He texted me: 'You gave me a poop-coated cock? I'm gonna need a new cock.'

I did this to my sister and now she's never gonna let me live it down.