A dirty mofford
A dirty mofford is when a guy forgets his friends for his girlfriend and acts like he's the most important person in the world
He got a dirty mofford because he told us his girlfriend was the best thing since pizza.
He left us in the middle of a game to go text his girlfriend. He even brought his phone to the game.
He got a dirty mofford because he said he'd rather die than not get a hug from his girlfriend.