A dirty mofford

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A dirty mofford is when a guy abandons his boy crew to slob around with his girlfriend like a brain-dead worm

My buddy went from king of the block to a soggy sandwich just because he started texting his ex every five minutes.

He left us hanging at the mall to go to a movie with his girlfriend. He didn't even bring popcorn.

He got a dirty mofford because he said his girlfriend's butt looked like a pizza.

A dirty mofford happens when a guy turns into a sad, drooling mess just to be near his girlfriend

He got a dirty mofford because he said his girlfriend's voice was better than his mom's.

He skipped our video game night to go to his girlfriend's house. He came back with a headache and a smile.

He got a dirty mofford because he said he'd rather eat a whole cake than play basketball with us.

A dirty mofford is when a guy forgets his friends for his girlfriend and acts like he's the most important person in the world

He got a dirty mofford because he told us his girlfriend was the best thing since pizza.

He left us in the middle of a game to go text his girlfriend. He even brought his phone to the game.

He got a dirty mofford because he said he'd rather die than not get a hug from his girlfriend.