A dirty mofford
A dirty mofford happens when a guy turns into a sad, drooling mess just to be near his girlfriend
He got a dirty mofford because he said his girlfriend's voice was better than his mom's.
He skipped our video game night to go to his girlfriend's house. He came back with a headache and a smile.
He got a dirty mofford because he said he'd rather eat a whole cake than play basketball with us.