a Dirty Doolan
A Dirty Doolan is when you shove your junk in someone else’s butt and then pull out covered in smelly poop.
My brother tried to be cool and ended up with poop on his cock like it was a breakfast food.
I told my friend he’d get a Dirty Doolan if he didn’t stop teasing me. He did. And it was glorious.
My girlfriend’s dog got a Dirty Doolan and now my pants smell like a dumpster.
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