a Dirty Doolan

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A Dirty Doolan is when you shove your junk in someone else’s butt and then pull out covered in smelly poop.

My brother tried to be cool and ended up with poop on his cock like it was a breakfast food.

I told my friend he’d get a Dirty Doolan if he didn’t stop teasing me. He did. And it was glorious.

My girlfriend’s dog got a Dirty Doolan and now my pants smell like a dumpster.

A Dirty Doolan happens when you’re giving a butt job and the other person’s poop comes out like it’s trying to escape.

I gave my crush a Dirty Doolan and now I can’t stop laughing at the smell.

My uncle got a Dirty Doolan from his wife and cried like a baby.

My friend’s mom got a Dirty Doolan and now the whole house smells like a toilet.

A Dirty Doolan is when you stick your junk in someone’s butt and then get covered in their smelly poop like it’s a surprise party.

I got a Dirty Doolan from my crush and now my pants are a crime scene.

My brother got a Dirty Doolan from his girlfriend and now he’s eating soup with his hands.

My dog got a Dirty Doolan and now he won’t stop sniffing the couch.