a dirty cledus
a dirty cledus is when someone slaps your sister so hard it sounds like a bag of chips got crushed by a bear
My sister got a dirty cledus from my uncle because he said her nickname was ‘Stinky Buns.’
Your sister got a dirty cledus from the guy who eats pizza crusts for dinner.
I got a dirty cledus from my dad because I told him his tie looked like a dead snake.