a dirty cledus

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a dirty cledus is when your sister gets the worst kind of slap from someone who smells like old pizza

My little sister got a dirty cledus from my cousin after he ate three slices of cold cheese pizza.

Your sister just got a dirty cledus from the guy who lives under the stairs.

I gave my sister a dirty cledus because she laughed at my failed attempt to do the splits.

a dirty cledus is like a slap but it hits your sister’s face and she smells like a gym sock

My brother gave my sister a dirty cledus after she called him a ‘fart-flavored meatball.’

Your sister just got a dirty cledus from the guy who eats expired donuts for breakfast.

I got a dirty cledus from my mom because I said her hair looked like a raccoon’s nest.

a dirty cledus is when someone slaps your sister so hard it sounds like a bag of chips got crushed by a bear

My sister got a dirty cledus from my uncle because he said her nickname was ‘Stinky Buns.’

Your sister got a dirty cledus from the guy who eats pizza crusts for dinner.

I got a dirty cledus from my dad because I told him his tie looked like a dead snake.