a dirty cledus - a dirty cledus is like a slap but it hits your sister’s face

a dirty cledus is like a slap but it hits your sister’s face and she smells like a gym sock

My brother gave my sister a dirty cledus after she called him a ‘fart-flavored meatball.’

Your sister just got a dirty cledus from the guy who eats expired donuts for breakfast.

I got a dirty cledus from my mom because I said her hair looked like a raccoon’s nest.