A dirty book - A book that’s like a hot dog with too much mustard, full of

A book that’s like a hot dog with too much mustard, full of extra butt stuff and swearing so loud it’ll wake up the whole neighborhood.

I snuck it under my bed, but my little sister found it and told my mom.

I read it in the library, and the librarian gave me a dirty look.

I tried to hide it in my backpack, but my teacher saw it and made me read it out loud.