A dirty book

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A book that makes your mom blush and your dad swear at the content, full of butt stuff and cussing like a sailor in a storm.

My teacher took away my lunch for reading this book during math.

My brother tried to hide it under his bed, but I found it and laughed at him.

My mom read it and screamed at my dad for letting me have it.

A book that’s so bad it makes your brain feel like it’s on fire from all the naked people and the swear words that’ll make your grandma cry.

I got in trouble for drawing the characters in the margins.

My friend passed it to me during lunch, and we both got caught.

I read it in the car, and my dad almost crashed.

A book that’s like a hot dog with too much mustard, full of extra butt stuff and swearing so loud it’ll wake up the whole neighborhood.

I snuck it under my bed, but my little sister found it and told my mom.

I read it in the library, and the librarian gave me a dirty look.

I tried to hide it in my backpack, but my teacher saw it and made me read it out loud.