a dicks inch
A made-up way for guys to brag about their penis size. It’s like they think their dick is a ruler, but it’s more like a broken tape measure.
My dick is 12 inches, no cap. (It’s 5 inches, and I’m not lying.)
He said his dick is 10 inches. I said mine is 12. We both lied.
My friend’s dick is 9 inches. His mom said he was born with a ruler.