Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A made-up way for guys to brag about their penis size. It’s like they think their dick is a ruler, but it’s more like a broken tape measure.

My dick is 12 inches, no cap. (It’s 5 inches, and I’m not lying.)

He said his dick is 10 inches. I said mine is 12. We both lied.

My friend’s dick is 9 inches. His mom said he was born with a ruler.

2

A dick inch is like a tiny inch. It’s more like a finger’s width. Real inches are bigger, and they don’t lie.

My dick is 8 inches. It’s like a finger. I swear it’s 10.

He said his dick is 6 inches. I said mine’s 8. He said I was lying.

My dad said his dick is 12 inches. I said he was high.

3

When your penis is so long it hits your butt. It’s like it’s trying to touch its own tail.

My dick is so long it touches my butt. I’m not making this up.

He said his dick hits his butt. I believe him.

My mom said my dad’s dick hits his butt. That’s a fact.

4

The fake size guys think their dicks are. It’s like they’re dreaming about being superstars.

My dick is 10 inches. It’s not. I’m just dreaming.

He said his dick is 8 inches. I said mine is 12. He said I was dreaming.

My friend said his dick is 9 inches. He’s probably dreaming.

5

A massive penis that’s 11 inches long. It’s like it’s trying to beat the world record.

My dick is 11 inches. It’s a world record.

He said his dick is 11 inches. I said it’s fake.

My friend said his dick is 11 inches. I said it’s just a fantasy.

6

A big dick. But it’s not that big. It’s like it’s pretending to be a giant.

My dick is big. It’s like a giant.

He said his dick is big. I said it’s not that big.

My friend said his dick is big. I said he was lying.

7

A tiny dick that’s only 2 inches long. It’s like it’s hiding.

My dick is 2 inches. It’s tiny.

He said his dick is 2 inches. I believed him.

My friend’s dick is 2 inches. It’s like it’s hiding.