A dick worth sucking - A way to say someone is so cool, you’d lick their balls if t

A way to say someone is so cool, you’d lick their balls if they asked. They’re the king of the hill, and you’re just the peasants.

You: "A dick worth sucking." After your teacher lets you skip homework.

Your dad: "A dick worth sucking." After you win the video game championship.

Your crush: "A dick worth sucking." After you get them to text you first.