A dick worth sucking

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When someone is so good, you want to suck their dick just to be close to them. They're the main dish, not the side.

You: "A dick worth sucking." After your boss gives you a raise and a free pizza.

Your friend: "A dick worth sucking." After your crush says they'll go to the prom with you.

Your mom: "A dick worth sucking." After you eat the last slice of pie.

A way to say someone is so cool, you’d lick their balls if they asked. They’re the king of the hill, and you’re just the peasants.

You: "A dick worth sucking." After your teacher lets you skip homework.

Your dad: "A dick worth sucking." After you win the video game championship.

Your crush: "A dick worth sucking." After you get them to text you first.

When someone is so good, you would swallow their entire personality just to be close to them. They're the main event, and you're just the audience.

You: "A dick worth sucking." After your best friend helps you cheat on a test.

Your brother: "A dick worth sucking." After you beat him at basketball.

Your neighbor: "A dick worth sucking." After you get the last candy bar.

A way to say someone is so awesome, you would eat their whole face just to be near them. They're the king, and you're just the peasants.

You: "A dick worth sucking." After your mom gives you extra allowance.

Your teacher: "A dick worth sucking." After you ace the math test.

Your crush: "A dick worth sucking." After they give you a hug.

When you're so impressed by someone, you'd drink their pee just to be close to them. They're the main course, and you're just the appetizer.

You: "A dick worth sucking." After your dad lets you stay up late.

Your brother: "A dick worth sucking." After you beat him at video games.

Your crush: "A dick worth sucking." After they text you back instantly.

A way to say someone is so good, you'd chew their hair just to be near them. They're the king, and you're just the court jester.

You: "A dick worth sucking." After your best friend gives you extra snacks.

Your teacher: "A dick worth sucking." After you get extra credit.

Your crush: "A dick worth sucking." After they smile at you.