A destroyer
A guy so good in bed that even the Shatner would be jealous. He brings the finest sandwich toppings and makes the Shatner into a bologna and cheese pedal train of ecstasy.
The Destroyer came in and the Shatner was like, 'I’m not even worth the effort.'
He said the Destroyer was so good, he made the Shatner forget the sandwich.
The Destroyer showed up, and the Shatner got turned into a meaty, sandwichy machine.