A destroyer

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A medium-sized warship that's bigger than a frigate but smaller than a cruiser. It was named because it used to rip up tiny torpedo boats before they could puke all over big ships.
My destroyer just pummeled 3 frigates and ate a cruiser for breakfast.
The destroyer didn't even flinch when a submarine tried to sneak up on it.
They said the destroyer was so powerful, it could destroy a whole fleet if it wanted to.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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To shove one fist up the vagina and the other up the ass all at once, like you're trying to give the person a double whammy.
He did the destroyer move and it was like the person was getting double penetration from a meaty fist.
She yelled, 'You did the destroyer?!' and then collapsed from the joy of it.
He said, 'I’m not leaving until you feel the destroyer.' And he meant it.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy so good in bed that even the Shatner would be jealous. He brings the finest sandwich toppings and makes the Shatner into a bologna and cheese pedal train of ecstasy.
The Destroyer came in and the Shatner was like, 'I’m not even worth the effort.'
He said the Destroyer was so good, he made the Shatner forget the sandwich.
The Destroyer showed up, and the Shatner got turned into a meaty, sandwichy machine.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Canadian indie band fronted by a guy named Daniel Bejar, who writes long and weird songs that no one understands, but everyone loves.
Daniel Bejar writes songs so long, they could be used as a lullaby for a whole kingdom.
People say his lyrics are like a mystery novel but with more sandwiches.
He’s like the indie version of a superhero who only sings in bars.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A sexual move where the guy sticks all his fingers in the girl’s vagina, and uses his thumb to tickle the clitoris, like he's giving her a full body massage.
He did the destroyer move and the girl was like, 'I don’t even know what just happened.'
She screamed, 'You put your thumb on my clitoris?!' and he said, 'That’s what a destroyer does.'
He did the destroyer and she had to leave the party because it was that good.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A stupid guy who spends all day on siege and ends up fucking his sister, like he has no life and just wants to be the worst version of himself.
He said he was on siege all day and then went to fuck his sister. What's wrong with him?
The Destroyer spends all his time on siege and forgets to eat.
He’s the kind of guy who would rather fuck his sister than go to a real job.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A less attractive friend who always shows up to ruin a girl’s date, like he's a jealous loser who can’t handle anyone having fun.
The Destroyer showed up and said, 'We need to go!' and the guy was like, 'What even is this?'
She was talking to a guy, and then the Destroyer barged in and said, 'We are leaving!'
He’s the kind of guy who would punch a guy for talking to his girlfriend.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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