a Desmond
A Desmond is a piece of trash you get when you barely pass your exams. It’s like getting a C+ but in the worst possible way. You’re stuck with it forever, and it’s named after a guy who probably thinks he’s a saint.
My degree is a Desmond. I got it by sleeping through half my lectures.
I told my mom I got a Desmond. She said, 'You’re still a failure.'
My friend got a Desmond and now he cries every time he sees his diploma.