a Desmond

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A Desmond is a piece of trash you get when you barely pass your exams. It’s like getting a C+ but in the worst possible way. You’re stuck with it forever, and it’s named after a guy who probably thinks he’s a saint.
My degree is a Desmond. I got it by sleeping through half my lectures.
I told my mom I got a Desmond. She said, 'You’re still a failure.'
My friend got a Desmond and now he cries every time he sees his diploma.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Desmond is when a football match ends in a tie, and no one cares. It’s like the game was a waste of time, and the players are just happy they didn’t lose.
That game was a Desmond. We had 10 minutes of play and no goals.
I watched a Desmond match and fell asleep halfway through.
My team got a Desmond and I yelled at the ref.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Desmond is a guy who’s okay looking, but he’s got a ton of girls chasing him. They all fall for him, but they never stick around. He’s got a heart of gold, but it’s buried under layers of bad decisions.
My Desmond friend has five girlfriends and still calls me at 3 AM.
He dated three girls at once and didn’t even notice.
He broke up with his latest girlfriend because she asked him to stop being a Desmond.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Desmond is a guy who’s shy at first, but once he warms up, he’s the best friend you’ll ever have. He’s sweet, but he’s also the kind of guy who’ll let you borrow his pants even when he’s wearing a shirt.
My Desmond friend was shy at first, but now he’s my best friend and my brother.
He’s the kind of guy who’ll give you a hug and then ask if you want to eat.
He’s shy, but once he talks, he’ll tell you all his secrets.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Desmond is a guy who can make you fall in love with him in seconds. He’s got charm, a good laugh, and the kind of eyes that could make a woman forget her own name. He’s also the kind of guy who’ll take you on a jungle adventure just to prove he’s cool.
He asked me to go on a jungle adventure and I said yes.
He can make me fall in love with him just by smiling.
He’s got charm and a tattoo and a guitar and I’m obsessed.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Desmond is the kind of guy who’s sexy, funny, and wild in bed. He’s the guy who’ll take you on a road trip and still have time to flirt with every girl in the diner.
He’s the kind of guy who makes your heart go crazy in bed.
He’s wild, funny, and has a massive cock that’s impossible to ignore.
He’s sexy and makes me laugh every time we talk.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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