a deflator
A deflator is someone who squishes balls like they’re a piñata at a birthday party. Or it’s someone who’s trying to lose weight because they look like a sausage that got stepped on.
He’s a deflator because he squished my balls during gym class.
She’s a deflator because she’s trying to lose weight and looks like a deflated balloon.
My dad is a deflator. He squished my balls and my dreams.