a deflator

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My tits used to be like juicy melons you’d want to eat for breakfast. Now they’re like old socks that got tossed in the trash and stepped on by a goat. Breastfeeding is great for the baby, but it’s like a prison sentence for your boobs.

My tits look like they got run over by a truck and then left in the sun.

I used to wear a bikini. Now I wear a shirt that says 'I survived childbirth.'

My boobs are like two sad balloons that lost all their air and then got peed on.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A deflator is like when life kicks you in the nuts and laughs at you. It happens during video games, when your mom yells at you, or when you realize your life is just a bad movie that nobody wants to watch.

I was winning the game, and then I lost. Life is a deflator.

My mom said I was going to be a rock star. Now I’m a janitor. That’s a deflator.

I got a D in math. That’s a deflator.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A deflator is someone who squishes balls like they’re a piñata at a birthday party. Or it’s someone who’s trying to lose weight because they look like a sausage that got stepped on.

He’s a deflator because he squished my balls during gym class.

She’s a deflator because she’s trying to lose weight and looks like a deflated balloon.

My dad is a deflator. He squished my balls and my dreams.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A deflator is what you feel when you realize you’re not the cool kid anymore. Like when you get to college and find out your only college offer is from a school that smells like a fart and a dead cat.

I was the prom queen. Now I’m the school’s mascot. That’s a deflator.

My college offer was from a school that’s just a shack in the woods. That’s a deflator.

I thought I was going to be a pro athlete. Now I’m working at a fast-food joint. That’s a deflator.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

To deflate is to try to lose weight like you’re a sausage that got stepped on. You’re eating salad for dinner and hoping you look like a superhero by tomorrow.

I tried to deflate, but now I look like a sad balloon.

I’m deflating because I ate a whole pizza for breakfast.

I’m deflating because my pants don’t fit anymore.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Deflated means you’re so uncool it’s like being stuck in a room with a fart and no air. It’s like when your dreams got kicked by a goat and then stepped on by a clown.

I’m deflated because my dreams got crushed by a goat.

My life is deflated. It’s like being stuck in a room with no air and a stinky sock.

I got a D in math. That’s deflated.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

To deflate is to lose weight like you’re being stepped on by a giant cow. You’re eating salad and hoping you look like a superhero by tomorrow.

I’m deflating because I look like a sad balloon.

I ate a whole pizza and now I’m deflating.

I’m deflating because my pants are tight and my dreams are dead.

by Slangipedia 5d ago