a deer Abbott
A deer Abbott is a smug deer that thinks it's the smartest thing in the forest. It wears stupid clothes and talks down to everyone. You better befriend it or it'll f*** your life up.
A deer Abbott walked into my kitchen and told my dog it was dumb.
At the park, a deer Abbott tried to explain quantum physics to a baby.
My friend befriends a deer Abbott and now he wears tiny glasses too.