a deer Abbott

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#deer poser#know it all#glitter nightmare

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A deer Abbott is a f***ing poser deer that thinks it's human. It wears stupid glasses and acts like it knows everything. You better befriend it or it'll turn your life into a nightmare.
I saw a deer Abbott wearing tiny glasses and lecturing pigeons about math.
My neighbor tried to befriend a deer Abbott and now his lawn is covered in glitter.
At school, a deer Abbott told my teacher he was a human. My teacher believed him.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A deer Abbott is a smug deer that thinks it's the smartest thing in the forest. It wears stupid clothes and talks down to everyone. You better befriend it or it'll f*** your life up.
A deer Abbott walked into my kitchen and told my dog it was dumb.
At the park, a deer Abbott tried to explain quantum physics to a baby.
My friend befriends a deer Abbott and now he wears tiny glasses too.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A deer Abbott is a f***ing annoying deer that thinks it's a human. It's always showing off and talking too much. If you don't befriend it, it'll f*** your whole life.
A deer Abbott showed up at my birthday and told me I was a failure.
During a math test, a deer Abbott whispered answers to my friend.
My dog ran away because a deer Abbott insulted him.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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