a dead mans panker
A limp left arm stuck up his butt and his left testicle is juggling three pinkies while the other one smells like old socks
My uncle's a dead man's panker. He eats pizza and it comes out his left arm.
She texted me 'I'm a dead man's panker and I'm doing it in your mom's closet.'
He walked in with a dead man's panker and a bag of Cheetos.