a dead mans panker

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A limp left arm stuck up his butt and his left testicle is juggling three pinkies while the other one smells like old socks

My uncle's a dead man's panker. He eats pizza and it comes out his left arm.

She texted me 'I'm a dead man's panker and I'm doing it in your mom's closet.'

He walked in with a dead man's panker and a bag of Cheetos.

A flabby left arm up his butt and his left nut is dancing with three pinkies while the other one stinks like a week-old cheeseburger

He said he was a dead man's panker and then dropped a pinkie in my soup.

My brother texted me: 'I'm a dead man's panker and I'm gonna eat your sister.'

At the party, he came in with a dead man's panker and a bottle of wine.

A saggy left arm stuck up his butt and his left testicle is doing a pinkie shuffle while the other one smells like a dead raccoon

He told me he was a dead man's panker and then threw a pinkie at me.

She said, 'I'm a dead man's panker and I'm coming to your house at 2 a. m.'

He walked in with a dead man's panker and a bag of trash.